Happy Father’s Day Funny Jokes

Happy Father’s day 2019 Funny jokes: If you want to make smile on your dad’s face on Father’s day so you are in right place here we have a best and different father’s day funny jokes. We all know that our father always does something special for us because they always guide every time. Your dad deserves good health and better life and laughing is the best way to keep good health. So here you can see funny jokes which you can send to your dad and make him laugh. If you like this post so shared this post with your Facebook friends, WhatsApp, etc. So let’s enjoy this day with dad and celebrate the bond of love with son and dad relationship.

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Happy Father’s day 2019 Funny SMS Jokes

  • A family of three 2ma2es were walking down2wn one day when d little baby 2ma2 started lagging behind. D big fadr 2ma2 walks back 2 d baby 2ma2, s2mps on her, squashing her in2 a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!”
  • In Our Family D “F” Represents U,
    U D First Nd Main Strength 2 Our Family.
    U Married Mom
    Nd Make Her My MoDr.
    A Small Sms As A Tribute 2 Make U Happy.Happy Fathers Day 2019
  • Fadr: Why did you get such a low score in dat exam?
    Son: Absence!
    Fadr: You were absent on d day of d exam?
    Son: No but d boy who sits next 2 me was!
  • A School Held A
    Contest 4 Kids
    Wid A Dme: “D Nicest thing …My Dad Ever Did 4 Me … !” Award Winning  Sweet Answer Was:  2019
  • Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good 2 eat?
    Fadr: Have I not 2ld you never 2 mention such things during meals!
    Modr: Why did you say dat, Junior? Why did you ask d question?
    Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.
  • Man: How many old is your fadr? Child: as old as me. Man: how it is possible? Child: He became a fadr only when i was born.
  • Pay My Regards 2 ur FaDr
    Who Is 2lerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
    What A Stamina He Has Got.
    I Salute ur FaDr:p
    Happy Father’s day 2019, happy father’s day funny
  • A teenage girl had been talking on d phone for about half an hour, and dn she hung up.
    “Wow!,” said her fadr, “Dat was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
    “Wrong number,” replied d girl.

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  • “Dad, are bugs good 2 eat?” asked d boy. “Let’s not talk about such things at d dinner table, son,” his fadr replied. After dinner d fadr inquired, “Now, son, what did you want 2 ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” d boy said. “Dre was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
  • Karamaat Hai Tere Dad Ki
    Jo Tere Jaise Bewkoof
    Stupid, Idiot, Nalayak Se
    Insaan Ko Abhi Tak
    Bardaasht Kar Rahe Hain Nd so I want 2 say
    I love u, Dad, nd wish u
    A Happy Father’s Day 2019
  • 1st Friend: What does your fadr do for a living?
    2nd Friend: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
    1st Friend: Do you have any brodrs or sisters?
    2nd Friend: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brodr.
  • A four-year-old boy and his fadr went 2 d beach. Dre was a dead seagull lying on d sand. D boy asked his fadr, “Dad, what happened 2 d birdie?”
    His dad 2ld him, “Son, d bird died and went 2 heaven.”
    Dn d boy asked, ‘”And God threw him back down?”
  • Fadr: Let me see your report card.
  • Son: I don’t have it. Fadr: Why not? Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants 2 scare his parents. Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have 2 get off my shoulders. Son: But, Dad, I’m just trying 2 get my gum back
  • “Daddy,” a little girl asked her fadr, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’? ” “No, sweedart,” he answered. “Some begin with ‘If I am elected.’”
  • A son and his dad walk in2 a bar and d dads says 2 d son. “What do you want fadad?” D son stumbles on his words and d fadr again says, “What do you want fadad?” A lady close by says, “why do you keep calling your son fat head”. And he replies, “Well lady dre are 3 things a man has 2 have in his life 2 be a successful man. Number one you got 2 have a big truck, see my truck over Dre? Biggest truck in d county. Second. You got 2 have a big house. See dat house down up d street? Dat’s mine, d house biggest house in d county. And thirdly you have 2 have a tight pussy, and I had one till this fadad came along.

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  • Fadr: How did your exams go?
    Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
    Fadr: What do you mean, nearly 100?
    Son: D questions didn’t give me any trouble, just d answers! happy father’s day funny
  • 4 Years Of Age – My daddy can do anything.
    8 Years Of Age – My dad knows a lot.
    12 Years Of Age – My father doesn’t really know quite everything.
    14 Years Of Age – Naturally, the father doesn’t know dat, either.
    16 Years Of Age – Father? he’s hopelessly old-fashioned.
    18 Years Of Age – Dat old man? She’s way out of date.
    25 Years Of Age – Well, he might know a little bit about it.
    35 Years Of Age – Before we decide, let’s get dad’s opinion.
    45 Years Of Age – Wonder what dad would have thought about it.
    65 Years Of Age – Wish, I could talk it over with dad.
  • Raj had been talking on d phone for about half an hour before he hung up. His father said, “Wow! Dat was short. You usually talk for an hour. What happened?”
    Raj replied, “It was a wrong number.”
  • A small boy was at d zoo with his father.  Dy was looking at d tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious day was. happy father’s day funny
  • “Daddy, if d tigers got out and ate you up…”
  • “Yes, son?” d father asked, ready 2 console him.
    “…Which bus would I take home?”
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